Corrupt a wish.

What you do is..

say that the wish is granted, but make it turn out for the worst, rather than the best(ence the name "Corrupt a wish")

Anyways..


I wish people would join..

Granted, but everyone leaves and they are never active.

I wish I was admin of this forum.

Granted, but the forum ends up destroyed.


I wish catgirls were real.[/yeah played MvC2 lately]

Granted, but you become allergic to cats, thus they wonder why you sneeze all the time..


I wish you could take video game characters out of games and into real life..

Granted, but the machine is destroyed after you bring one character from a video game, unlucky for you it's a Tyrant from Resident Evil, so you get killed.(nice idea, though..)

I wish my forums were never raided in the past.

Granted, but then this forum would never exist..

I wish for a NES

Granted, but it's broken and can only play horrible games.


I wish Shadow the Hedgehog had more improvements and better gameplay.

Granted, but it's so good,Uncharted:Drake's Fortune does not even win any awards.

I wish I could fly.

Granted.But someone mistakes you for a bird and shoots you and then a dog laughes at you

I wish my wish was corrupted.

Granted, but the wish turned out for the best, lucky you.

I wish the punisher was real.

Granted, but he blew your head off.

I wish YouTube would go back to the way they were before.

Granted, but YouTube suspened your account.

I wish this forum was super,ultra popular!

Granted, but then came fangirls and then I became famous, and then I died of a fangirl stampede.


I wish my Resident Evil 4 disc would start working again..

Granted, but the Ganados were replaced with blocks.

I wish this layout could be improved..

Granted, but it turned out to appeal to girls

I wish people would quit being guests and actually join..